We bring you the first screenshots of Romney’s hotmail account leaked to the press. (Clicking embiggens even the smallest image.)
Mr. President, congratulations on coming out of the closet about your support for same-sex marriage. Some people have already said that you waited far too long to announce your support, or that you’re just making political hay. Well, not us. Coming out of the closet is an immensely personal decision, one that comes with no small amount of trepidation and concern. Will people still feel the same way about you? Will you be treated differently? Will people look back on [...]
Mitt Romney is an Etch-A-Sketch… The man has an uncanny ability to ‘shake off’ old views and rewrite new ones. And, like the Etch-A-sketch, he also feels outdated, two-dimensional, and so mechanically predictable he can only turn in infuriating right angles. However, lets not pretend Mitt is the only candidate with a metaphorical toy doppelgänger. Shouldn’t the other candidates be assigned their toy counterparts? NEWT GINGRICH GAK: A heap of shining gelatinous sludge that smells like farts and makes [...]
Ron, Glen and Pat from Peaks Light confront Mitt Romney on the press junket over promises made while enjoying the delicious FREEEZ-BREWED MOUNTAIN TASTE of Peaks Light in the ALL NEW Grip-Grabber Can-Handle!!!
We bring you the first screenshots of Romney’s hotmail account leaked to the press. (Clicking embiggens even the smallest image.)
Mr. President, congratulations on coming out of the closet about your support for same-sex marriage. Some people have already said that you waited far too long to announce your support, or that you’re just making political hay. Well, not us. Coming out of the closet is an immensely personal decision, one that comes with no small amount of trepidation and concern. Will people still feel the same way about you? Will you be treated differently? Will people look back on [...]
“What a snob!” Rick Santorum enjoys the delicious freeze-brewed taste of Peaks Light. Climb the taste!
Mitt Romney is an Etch-A-Sketch… The man has an uncanny ability to ‘shake off’ old views and rewrite new ones. And, like the Etch-A-sketch, he also feels outdated, two-dimensional, and so mechanically predictable he can only turn in infuriating right angles. However, lets not pretend Mitt is the only candidate with a metaphorical toy doppelgänger. Shouldn’t the other candidates be assigned their toy counterparts? NEWT GINGRICH GAK: A heap of shining gelatinous sludge that smells like farts and makes [...]
“I’m about to earmark this cake for my mouth.” Every year lobbyists swarm Capitol Hill to influence lawmakers to vote against the public good. This is how they do it.
What better way to express your patriotism than with a rousing speech in front of a jet fighter before you fight aliens? Or… just annoying people on the subway with a megaphone. Same thing, amiright?
Breaking News: Captain America finally comes clean on the pressures of having to ‘Kill a lot of Nazis every day.’
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