Ron, Glen and Pat from Peaks Light confront Mitt Romney on the press junket over promises made while enjoying the delicious FREEEZ-BREWED MOUNTAIN TASTE of Peaks Light in the ALL NEW Grip-Grabber Can-Handle!!!
“What a snob!” Rick Santorum enjoys the delicious freeze-brewed taste of Peaks Light. Climb the taste!
“I’m about to earmark this cake for my mouth.” Every year lobbyists swarm Capitol Hill to influence lawmakers to vote against the public good. This is how they do it.
What better way to express your patriotism than with a rousing speech in front of a jet fighter before you fight aliens? Or… just annoying people on the subway with a megaphone. Same thing, amiright?
Breaking News: Captain America finally comes clean on the pressures of having to ‘Kill a lot of Nazis every day.’
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